1-- 194 style fiction contest entries descended on my head.
2--The rain has decomposed the literary nature of my (soil) (sole) (soul)
3--I've been trying to find the right amount of postage necessary to mail my letter to G-D
4--Instead of giving up yeast, I've given up words
5--The cat ate my keyboard (well, he did throw up near it)
6--MIT professor Dan Ariely's new book "Predictably Irrational" has forced me to write an
article about it.
7--The plague inbetween death of the first born son and boils is writer's block
8--When I took the Continuum class called "The Body as Sacred Ground" I accidentally tilled, aerated and hydrated my brain.
9--It's more fun to sit in the backyard eating Hebrew Nationals and chocolate cake.
10--My dominant hand was hidden in the couch cushions with the afikomen, but nobody found it.